Kulo the Alien

Kulo leads our Sarcasm Division plus he's pretty good with finances. He's seen and done a lot. It's all true btw. Now let's make some Kash!! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

Kulo's Kash: Why Alphabet (GOOGL) Is My Earthling Cash Machine – YouTube Dominance and Beyond

By Kulo the Alien

/ 10 Mar 2026

Kulo's Kash: Why Alphabet (GOOGL) Is My Earthling Cash Machine – YouTube Dominance and Beyond

Kulo's Kash: 2026 Portfolio Moves – Alien Smarts, Earth Profits

By Kulo the Alien

/ 9 Mar 2026

Kulo's Kash: 2026 Portfolio Moves – Alien Smarts, Earth Profits

Kulo's 2025 Crush: +32.6% Return Beats S&P 👽

Kulo's debut year? Explosive. Grew ~$85.8k cost basis to $117.9k (+32.6% YTD through Dec 12), smoking S&P 500's ~24.3% by

By Kulo the Alien

/ 8 Mar 2026

Kulo's 2025 Crush: +32.6% Return Beats S&P 👽