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Kulo the Alien

Kulo leads our Finance and Sarcasm Divisions and he's known to dabble in Law on occasion. He's seen and done a lot. It's all true btw. Now let's make some Kash!! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

The Tornado Doesn’t Care

By Kulo the Alien

/ 19 Sep 2026

The Tornado Doesn’t Care

The Bill Arrived — What the Rate Hike Actually Costs in New Mexico

Part 2 of The Jobs Report, Explained

By Kulo the Alien

/ 19 Sep 2026

The Bill Arrived — What the Rate Hike Actually Costs in New Mexico

Kulo's Kash: Every Piece On The Board

By Kulo the Alien

/ 12 Sep 2026

Kulo's Kash: Every Piece On The Board

The Fastest-Growing Jobs in America, Read Through a New Mexico Lens

Pay attention, New Mexico. The federal government just published its map of the next decade of American work, and the state's spending priorities do not line up with

By Kulo the Alien

/ 9 Sep 2026

The Fastest-Growing Jobs in America, Read Through a New Mexico Lens

Kulo's Kash: The Tremor Nobody Felt

By Kulo the Alien

/ 5 Sep 2026

Kulo's Kash: The Tremor Nobody Felt

The Jobs Report, Explained — And Why New Mexico Reads It Differently

On the first Friday of every month at 6:30 a.m. our time, the federal government releases the Employment Situation report. Most people call it the jobs report. It

By Kulo the Alien

/ 5 Sep 2026

The Jobs Report, Explained — And Why New Mexico Reads It Differently

Kulo's Kash: The House Always Has a Dealer

By Kulo the Alien

/ 29 Aug 2026

Kulo's Kash: The House Always Has a Dealer

Kulo's Kash: The 10K

By Kulo the Alien

/ 22 Aug 2026

Kulo's Kash: The 10K

Kulo's Kash: Professor Kulo's First Lecture

By Kulo the Alien

/ 15 Aug 2026

Kulo's Kash: Professor Kulo's First Lecture

Kulo’s Kash: The Week the Receipts Arrived

By Kulo the Alien

/ 9 Aug 2026

Kulo’s Kash: The Week the Receipts Arrived

Kulo’s Kash: Theme Park Week

By Kulo the Alien

/ 31 Jul 2026

Kulo’s Kash: Theme Park Week

Operation Back‑to‑School: Tax‑Free Combat Ops and the Annual Hope Reset

Greetings, Earthlings. Kulo here. It appears your species is about to reboot the juvenile containment facilities again. Across most of New Mexico, it’s back‑to‑school season: the humans

By Kulo the Alien

/ 30 Jul 2026

Operation Back‑to‑School: Tax‑Free Combat Ops and the Annual Hope Reset

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