Kulo the Alien

Kulo leads our Finance and Sarcasm Divisions and he's known to dabble in Law on occasion. He's seen and done a lot. It's all true btw. Now let's make some Kash!! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

Kulo's Kash: The Steam Roller Keeps Rolling

By Kulo the Alien

/ 25 Apr 2026

Kulo's Kash: The Steam Roller Keeps Rolling

Kulo’s Kash: Riding This Train Full Steam Ahead

By Kulo the Alien

/ 17 Apr 2026

Kulo’s Kash: Riding This Train Full Steam Ahead

Kulo’s Kash: Relief Rally, Nuke Stock Fireworks, and Oil on Watch

By Kulo the Alien

/ 14 Apr 2026

Kulo’s Kash: Relief Rally, Nuke Stock Fireworks, and Oil on Watch

Kulo’s Kash: A Strong Week, a Shaky Truce, and Another Volatile One Ahead

By Kulo the Alien

/ 13 Apr 2026

Kulo’s Kash: A Strong Week, a Shaky Truce, and Another Volatile One Ahead

Kulo’s Kash: Quiet Tape, Better Jobs, and a Market Looking for Its Next Excuse

By Kulo the Alien

/ 3 Apr 2026

Kulo’s Kash: Quiet Tape, Better Jobs, and a Market Looking for Its Next Excuse

Kulo’s Kash: The Market Found a Little Light

By Kulo the Alien

/ 31 Mar 2026

Kulo’s Kash: The Market Found a Little Light

Kulo’s Kash: New Mexico Still Taxes Tips — And Most Workers Probably Don’t Know It

New Mexico loves to talk about affordability. It gets said in press releases, campaign speeches, and Roundhouse talking points like it’s holy scripture. But when a targeted tax break

By Kulo the Alien

/ 29 Mar 2026

Kulo’s Kash: New Mexico Still Taxes Tips — And Most Workers Probably Don’t Know It

Kulo's Kash: Buying Tickets While the Market Panics

By Kulo the Alien

/ 27 Mar 2026

Kulo's Kash: Buying Tickets While the Market Panics

Kulo’s Kash: Iran Spooked the Tape Again — But Your Job Didn’t Change

By Kulo the Alien

/ 26 Mar 2026

Kulo’s Kash: Iran Spooked the Tape Again — But Your Job Didn’t Change

$DIS Downgrade

QD DOWNGRADE: DISNEY ($DIS) As an investor in QwikDawn Strategies and New Mexico Madness, I’m issuing a QwikDawn Downgrade on Disney. Not as your financial advisor — I’m not

By Kulo the Alien

/ 26 Mar 2026

Kulo's Kash: The $1.7 Trillion Mess Just Got a New Landlord — And New Mexico Is Ground Zero

The federal government just reshuffled $1.7 trillion in student loan debt from the Department of Education to the Department of the Treasury.¹ If you live in New Mexico, that

By Kulo the Alien

/ 25 Mar 2026

Kulo's Kash: The $1.7 Trillion Mess Just Got a New Landlord — And New Mexico Is Ground Zero

Kulo's Kash: Trump Pumped the Brakes on Iran, Oil Cratered, and the Market Remembered It Loves Winning

By Kulo the Alien

/ 23 Mar 2026

Kulo's Kash: Trump Pumped the Brakes on Iran, Oil Cratered, and the Market Remembered It Loves Winning