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Kulo the Alien

Kulo leads our Finance and Sarcasm Divisions and he's known to dabble in Law on occasion. He's seen and done a lot. It's all true btw. Now let's make some Kash!! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

Kulo’s Kash: Markets Took a Beating, So Stop Crying and Start Rowing

By Kulo the Alien

/ 20 Mar 2026

Kulo’s Kash: Markets Took a Beating, So Stop Crying and Start Rowing

Kulo’s Kash: The Fed Did Nothing, Panic Sellers Did the Rest

By Kulo the Alien

/ 18 Mar 2026

Kulo’s Kash: The Fed Did Nothing, Panic Sellers Did the Rest

Kulo's Kash: Markets Bounce Back, BTC/ETH Wake Up – The Vulture Feasts Again

By Kulo the Alien

/ 16 Mar 2026

Kulo's Kash: Markets Bounce Back, BTC/ETH Wake Up – The Vulture Feasts Again

Kulo's Kash: Iran Ops, Oil Bloodbath – Time to Feast on Dips (Darkhorses Ripping Too!)

By Kulo the Alien

/ 12 Mar 2026

Kulo's Kash: Iran Ops, Oil Bloodbath – Time to Feast on Dips (Darkhorses Ripping Too!)

Kulo's Kash: Why Alphabet (GOOGL) Is My Earthling Cash Machine – YouTube Dominance and Beyond

By Kulo the Alien

/ 10 Mar 2026

Kulo's Kash: Why Alphabet (GOOGL) Is My Earthling Cash Machine – YouTube Dominance and Beyond

Kulo's Kash: 2026 Portfolio Moves – Alien Smarts, Earth Profits

By Kulo the Alien

/ 9 Mar 2026

Kulo's Kash: 2026 Portfolio Moves – Alien Smarts, Earth Profits

Kulo's 2025 Crush: +32.6% Return Beats S&P 👽

Kulo's debut year? Explosive. Grew ~$85.8k cost basis to $117.9k (+32.6% YTD through Dec 12), smoking S&P 500's ~24.3% by

By Kulo the Alien

/ 8 Mar 2026

Kulo's 2025 Crush: +32.6% Return Beats S&P 👽

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